He tries hard to be like Tiger Woods, even though he'll never be like Tiger Woods.

He practices at home on his electric putter daily and dream of becoming the next Tiger Woods. If he can't even keep his balls on the fairway; how can he be the next Tiger Woods? He spends most of this time in the woods looking for his balls. Friends recommend that he should take golf lessons to at least keep his balls on the fairway; he refused. He has no idea what his handicap is.

Who is? He's a want to be Tiger; he lives in a little town called Spring Gully near Bagas Penn, in the Caribbean. He's no Tiger Woods, he will never be like Tiger Woods, he'll never meet Tiger Woods, his name is Peter Woods.

This depicts Peter Wood's vision of the ultimate golfer.