Sifu Dansac's Dim-mak Death Joke

Hello Laui, Nihau, Nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am enlightened Kung Fu Master! When you are see fish swimming in the sky and grass growing upon itself, when there are colours in the wind and you know that all life is one and you existence is an expression of divine wonder, when the universe is speak to you and you is know the mind of God, this is the time you are on Acid, Laui.

Prepare you self Laui, for now Sifu will share with you the most mysterious secret of Kung-Fu, so secret that to know it you must become Chinese. Are you ready, Laui? Are you ready to become Chinese? Good; now you are all Chinese and can learn the ultimate Kung-Fu Death Strike. Ultimate Kung-Fu Death Strike is psychic and invisible; it cannot be stopped by any means. Because you are all Chinese, Sifu will now perform the ultimate ultimate Kung-Fu Death Strike.

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At some point in this video, Sifu will tell you Dim-Mak Death Joke. It is the funniest joke in Kung-Fu. You will not know when Sifu tell; it is that clever. But you will think about it. Sifu punch line, him so subtle, it will take you two days to get it. When Dim-Mak Death Joke strike, the proverbial Ninja Penny will drop, piercing you brain with mysterious psychological chimp. Ninjas monkeys rampage around you brain, destroying cerebral cortex. You will laugh until you go crazy and die while you family disown you. It will be as if you brain were tickling you to death, while you are kick you self in the balls for not getting it earlier. You sides will split and you will choke on you tongue. You heart will explode and you will piss you self from Sifu's Kung-Fu funniness, but before you die you will be compel to tell the joke to a friend… who will not find it funny! The knowledge that he is doom will make you laugh ever harder. It will take hours and days for you to die, uttering the punch line! You only hope to survive is to rush you self to hospital at once Laui, and be voluntarily lobotomised before the deadly Dim-Mak Death Joke can strike.

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