Hello Laui, nihau, nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu Master, I am linguist, I am... philolologiser... philologer... philologist. Hah, that the one; philologist! Yes, Sifu Dansac is student of language. Recently, Sifu have receive question on-line from loyal reader. Loyal reader humbly ask; ‘What is Laui?’
LAUI IS YOU!
That right, you all are Laui. Laui is Chinese word, rough translate into English as ‘round eyed crazy foreigner‘. That mean you Laui, with you crazy foreign ways. Sifu constant amaze by strange Laui behaviour, call you crazy for the things that you do. Perhaps day come that people in crazy nation of the west act civilize and not like Mad Hatter at Tea Party, but until then you will all be Laui in you Sifu's eyes.
STORY TIME
Loyal Laui reader also request Sifu tell more story. Okay, Sifu love tell story, especially about ninjas. What are ninjas? Some would say ninja is only member of secret cult of ancient Japan, and that no westerner can ever truly be ninja. When Sifu come to UK, him stay in dirty flophouse infest with rat. Huge rat, Laui, big as little dog, and very fearsome. Rat live under floorboard in Sifu room where him sleep at flophouse, and it keep him awake all night. Sifu very disturb by rat, but him not know what to do.
Sifu consult ancient wisdom, ask what would Fu Manchu do? Answer come to Sifu from higher realm of Kung Fu consciousness; Fu Manchu would hire ninja to kill rat. So Sifu seek ninja, but find none, for they are invisible. Instead, Sifu meet old man who own illegal handgun. Sifu observe old man powerful chi and take him to room infest by rat. Old man put one bullet in gun, point at floor and fire. Bullet go through floorboard, kill rat stone dead between the eyes, one shot, right in the face. Was this old man not ninja?
The World Shall Hear From Me Again!
