Hello Laui, Nihau, Nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu Master; today after, long digression into many interesting topics, I am return to my roots and talk about ancient Oriental wisdom of kicking ass! That right, Laui; Sifu explain you all about how to win a fist fight!
Fighting with fists is scary, but it is no shame to be scared; fear is cause by adrenalin, which is chemical produce by you body to induce "fight or flight reflex". When fight start, you body is do some maths and come to automatic decision whether you survive best by fight like Samurai or run like Ninja. If you choose to run, then run good and fast; big trouble for you if you stand there full of fear but doing nothing. Adrenalin will help you run fast, but it also help you fight good. Sifu is not here to tell you about how to run; Sifu here talk about how to fight, how to win, how to kick anyone ass.
Remember first rule of all fight; you opponent is full of adrenalin too. You opponent is not Terminator or some kinda superman; he is just normal guy, maybe bigger than you but so what? He is still only flesh and blood, full of squishy organs; he is feel pain and fear just like you. Right when you are deciding whether to put up you fists or take to you toes, you opponent is thinking the exact same thing. He is looking for you fear to see if he can win; if you are angry and ready to fight, no matter how big he is, you opponent will question whether fighting you is a good idea.
Attitude
It is all a question of attitude Laui; it not matter if you are big muscle guy full of kickboxing lessons or small woman attack by big strange man, you attitude is the only thing that counts for shit in a fight. The correct attitude, the mind-set that will win you almost any fight, is that you opponent is take him life in him hands when he mess with you. If you are worry about hurt you enemy, he will kick the crap out of you. If you quite content to put you opponent in hospital, then you are already on the way to winning even before the first punch is thrown.
The First Punch
This is all-important moment, Laui. If you can, take the initiative and punch you opponent right in the face just as hard as you can; ball up you fist good and tight, put you weight behind it and assert you self! Smack, right in the face, let him know you mean business. Many Laui will back off after one good smack in the face, even if they not badly hurt. If you are girl, this is no time to be feminine because a slap in the face will not do, and some men actually like being slapped; punch him, girly Laui, punch him right in the face and call him bastard. If you are good at punch, pick you best target and go for it; if you are not know how to punch, go for the nose and the top of the lip. The nose is soft and easily broken, while the jaw is the single bone of the human body and very hard to break; a big man can take a crack on the jaw, but no amount of steroids will toughen up you nose.
It is possible opponent hit you first, but that is still not the end of you fight! Pick you self up off the floor and square right up to him again, even if you nose is busted and you cannot see for the blood and tears; get right back in you opponent's face and grin through the blood like a rabid wolf. Most Laui who start fight have only one good punch in them; there is good chance that you opponent will turn white and run when his first punch is not enough to stop you.
The Actual Fight
Assuming the first punch is not the end of it (and remember that most fight last between five and ten seconds), now is when it gets nasty. You and you opponent are really get it on now, with grappling and punching and crashing about through the furniture. Now it is too late for fear, Laui; now you are gladiator, now you are Samurai, now you are fight for you life, so give it bloody laldy! ('Laldy' is Scottish word, mean "go completely berserk") That right Laui; now is no time to be squeamish or think about moral dimension. You opponent is certainly not worry about morality; he is too busy grabbing you in headlock and trying to punch you face and balls. Now is time for dirty fighting, so stick you thumb in his eye. This will stop anyone; no matter how big he is or how hard him biceps, eyeballs are always soft, so stick you thumb in good and wiggle it. If you cannot get at his eyes, grab him by the balls; do not be squeamish, Laui, just grab, squeeze and pull. While you are squish you opponents eyes and balls, belabour him with punches. Hit him in balls, hit him in the face, not one punch or two but many; rain you fists upon him even if you are half his size. If you opponent is big, you may not be able to actually injure him, but you mere ferocity will give him fear; as soon as he begins to retreat, redouble you assault! Lay into him like living punch bag, get stuck right in there with you fists, screaming and swearing and telling him is a dead man, he is going home in ambulance and will from now on be drinking him lunch through a straw.
