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Top 10 Ways You Know Your a True Utah Jazz Fan |
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by Dayne Ventrone, Nov 21, 2007 |
Do think your a true jazz fan? Check out these top 10 ways to tell if you really bleed purple. |
- You balled your eyes out when John Stockton retired and Karl Malone left
- The name Michael Jordan makes you nauseous
- To you, Jerry Sloan is and always will be the greatest looking man in a shirt and tie
- You are completely baffled as to why the one and only Delta Center is now called Energy Solutions Arena
- You have named a pet some form of Stockton or Malone (i.e. Stock, Johnny, Karl or Mailman)
- To you, the bear belly boarding down the stairs is quite possibly the greatest feat a bear has ever accomplished
- You wish you never heard the words Curtis Borchardt, Quincy Lewis, Raul Lopez, Aleksandar Pavlovic, or Kirk Snyder.
- You could never be tired of watching the pick and roll
- You have no problem flaunting the Utah Jazz purple of the past
- You can perfectly draw all three Utah Jazz logos
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